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Published in the Martinsburg Journal, December 30, 2018

the Scent of Air Pollution

It started with shampoos, soaps and lotions, air fresheners and laundry

products. It’s become an onslaught of scents added to trash bags,

Kleenex, vacuum cleaners and even HVAC filters. Very few of these

compounds are found in nature; they are petrochemicals synthesized by

chemists to duplicate smells recognizable to the human olfactory nerve,

often by mimicking food aromas. The Federal Fair Packaging and

Labeling Act of 1973 doesn’t require fragrance ingredients to be listed on

products, so we don’t even know what they are or what their gasses might

do to us.


Perusing the aisles of our grocery stores, you’ll find Orange Pineapple

Smoothie shower gel next to the Limited-Edition Sugar Cookie Shampoo.

If your Honeysuckle conditioner is nearly gone, add in some Tropical

Coconut. Dry off with towels soaked in Coral Blast laundry detergent and

then cycled through the dryer with Amber Blossom fabric softener. Rose &

Chamomile lotion can be massaged onto feet after using Verbena &

Lavender exfoliating beads. Keep your hair in place with Candy Gumdrop

hair spray, and try this blend of nail polish; Sunlit Grass for the left hand

and April Fresh for the right. Finish up with lipstick infused with Wild Plum

and dab off the excess with a square of toilet paper marinated with

Cashmere Peach.


A man can groom his goatee with Tea Tree and Peppermint Beard Wash

and comb it down with Stagecoach Scent Beard Oil. Take Dude Face

Wipes with Energizing and Refreshing Scent if you’re on the road. At

home, shower with Shea-Butter Bay-Rum Soap before rolling on Old

Spice Mountain Spring deodorant. 


For the house, you can buy Febreze infused vacuum cleaner bags, and 

dust-cloths steeped with Lemon Citrus.  After dinner, clean your china with 

Tomato and Pomegranate Coconut dish soap, and add Green Apple Rinse Agent 

to the dishwasher. Leftovers can be scraped into a Clean Burst Baby-Powder 

aromatically-treated garbage bag.


Spruce up your car with Hawaiian Aloha for the upholstery, and Italian

Leather for the dashboard and steering wheel. Take Fido to the pet spa for

a Pumpkin Chai Cherry Blossom dog shampoo; change the kitty litter box

with Fresh Rose Blend. If you miss the whiff of cedar on your artificial

Christmas tree, buy some pine-scented ornaments. And when your Glade

night light burns out, replace it with the new Botanical Mist spritzing model.


Thanks to all these products, we can no longer shop without bringing home

something that smells like something it isn’t. I’d like to buy things with no

smell, or things that just smell like themselves. But what I come home with

is usually contaminated by fragrance, since the unscented products are

shipped to retailers in the same crates as the scented versions, then

stocked on shelves right next to each other. Saddest of all, since the meat

section is upwind of the cleaning products, I end up with bacon that has

Blue Iris Bliss embedded in its plastic wrapper. And if I linger too long in

Aisle 9 looking for the Free & Clear detergent, I come home reeking of

Spring Meadow Laundry Pods.


The question is, why would anyone bother to purchase perfume in this age

of odorized everything? That seems as pointless as buying a pop-up book

for a Kindle. No one will be able to detect your $50 per ounce fragrance

amid the dozens of artificially scented items in the typical home, unless you

spray it on so thick that it becomes the most aggressive odor in the room.

And if you smoke cigarettes, it’s likely that your sense of smell has been

obliterated from tobacco. But people who are allergic or sensitive to these

chemicals have to deal with the nausea, headaches, sneezing or wheezing.


If your sense of smell isn’t very good, or if you love the aromas, perhaps it

doesn’t bother you that our world is being polluted with the miasma of

thousands of fake scents, many of which contain substances that are cited

on the EPA’s hazardous waste list.


But what bothers the rest of us is that we have to inhale your cloud of vapor

everywhere we go, whether we like it or not.

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